About Me

1: My name is Stephanie, stephANIE, Anie, NE. Confused yet? Brief explanation found here. If you don’t have the time to click the link, you can just call me Mrs. David Beckham. This will simplify things.

2: I was born in 1981. The same year my mom graduated High School . . . she’s scandalous.

3: I’d like to think I’m still a spring chicken, but have recently decided I should start using eye cream on account of my age.

4: “I'm from Arizona, Jerry! I broke Arizona records! I went to Arizona State! I'm a Sun Devil, man!”

5: Currently I live in London thanks to an amazing opportunity from work. It’s pretty much the coolest thing I’ve ever done. (With the exception of that time I met Jonathan Taylor Thomas)

6: I have ever so slight OCD tendencies.

7: In the 7th grade I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants. We were in my friend’s shed playing a riveting game of hide-and-seek with markers. It retrospect it was pretty lame. Obvs, I was too old to be peeing my pants.

8: Why did I just voluntarily tell you that I peed my pants? So that my friends don’t get the satisfaction of telling you themselves . . .

Dear Nicole and Sarah,

OH SNAP!

Love,
ItsCoolToPeeYourPants

9: Speaking of friends, did you know my friend Holly’s Uncle was the dad on Alex Mack?!

10: BTW, I like to name drop random celebrities that are no longer relevant.

11: Why, YES I did once meet Trevor from O-Town! So crazy that you should ask.

12: I love Jam.

13: I think Jelly is bullshit.

14: I also love ribbon, wine, even numbers, anything involving pumpkin, pop culture gossip, sprinkles, watermelon, and black flats.

I think that’ll do it for now kids, thanks for stopping by Letters and Lists!

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