What's in a name?

  1. Hello, my name is Stephanie.
  2. Friends call me Anie.
  3. It's pronounced like “any.”
  4. It rhymes with "penny."
  5. Hence N.E.
  6. It's spelt as Anie because of. . . stephANIE
  7. It's not pronounced like "Annie"
  8. It doesn't rhyme with "Fanny" 
  9. I don't have curly red hair.
  10. Nor am I a singing orphan.
  11. Why all the fuss?
  12. My name is Stephanie (obvs)
  13. I’m not a fan of being called Steph
  14. So this is the alternative. Fun, aye?