2. Clearly I wouldn’t know a thing about bundling up and layers.
|reflective snow suites = all the rage.|
4. Northern lights? Uh, you mean street lights in Flagstaff?
5. SLEDDING?! WITH DOGS?!
6. I’ve walked across a border before. Oh wait, to Finland? No.
7. The Arctic Circle . . . must be some new ice cream shop.
8. Pet all the dogs I want = heaven!
9. I did not request ICE mascara!
10. I’m sorry did you say -13 ºF. . . that sounds made up.