. . . I know there were more converstational gems, I really need to start writing stuff down!
Her: What do you think about these shoes with my ensemble?
Him: Uh, they’re mismatched.
Her: Thank you Captain State the Obvious, I was asking you to pick one of the two, not suggesting I wear them together.
Him: Pick whichever ones aren’t going to make you want to come back to the hotel room, complaining that your feet hurt.
Her: OH, get a picture with me and the Eiffel Tower!
Her: But how are my bangs?
Her: Do they look okay?
Him: What? It's you and the Eiffle Tower, isn't it?