Hey buddies, how’s it going? Hope you enjoyed recent time off, I have no doubt you’re uber prepared for the Playoffs starting tonight.
Remember how fun it was when I went to see your new place back in May? Quite the digs! Remember how you were playing the Twins just like tonight? Gomez is such a bitch. Remember how it was bottom of the 9th with 2 outs, bases loaded, and we were about to lose the game? I put that rally cap on - way to win it fellas!
Let’s go Yankees!