Saturday, August 1, 2009

Splitsville.

That’s it, I’m getting a DIVORCE. Here are just SOME of the reasons why . . .

1. My husband acts like he doesn’t know I exist. THE NERVE!
2. I know for a fact he has a girlfriend on the side. UNBELIEVABLE!
3. He keeps knocking his girlfriend up. DAMN HIM!
4. He spends ZERO time with me. NOT COOL!
5. I can’t even remember the last time he took me out. WTF PUNK?
6. AND THE KICKER . . .HE’S GETTING MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE TODAY!!!!

That’s is Mark, we’re over. I’m not putting up with your shit anymore! If you want to bull shit someone go outside with your NEW wife and bull shit each other. Don’t bother trying to win me back, not even your Calvin’s can change my mind.



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